You’ve tried other self-help books. You’ve tried taking control of your life. You’ve tried affirmations, to-do lists, twelve-step programs, CBT, NLP and DIY. And. you failed. Well, what did you expect? You’re YOU.

But there is another way. Everything about yourself that made you fail, that prevented you from taking control of your life — why not embrace it? Why not revel it? Why not wallow in it like a pig in mud? (Yes, mud — not what YOU were thinking )

In short, why not admit it right now: Yes, You ARE A Monster

In this searing, heartfelt, and mostly duplicitous book, insane author Edweard Deadwitt lays it all out: how to admit that you are a monster, and how to be the monster that you really, deep down, are.

Develop a plan for either taking over or destroying the world Learn how best to employ a cloak or mask to accentuate your monstrousness Find a use for that evil-looking wart you’ve been trying to sum up the courage to see the doctor about Finally, you can stop trying, and just wallow in everything about yourself that makes you NOT fit in